Half & Half Five | MishMash
Half & Half Five
- Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss: A Retrospective with Morgan J Kelly
- It's pronounced Laoise
Location
The Carne Studio Theatre
Running Time
Approximately 40 minutes (2 pieces, 20 minuets each)
Performance Date & Time
Sunday 19 April at 3pm
About the Pieces
Half & Half Five is the fifth collection of 20-minute pieces in the festival.

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss: A Retrospective with Morgan J Kelly
Created by Seagull Productions
Meet Morgan J Kelly: politician, mother, boss b***h with 50M views on TikTok. She’s slipping further down the alt-right pipeline and she’s taking all her followers with her.

It's pronounced Laoise
Created by Laoise Sweeney
What three words would you use to describe yourself? Would your family use the same ones? In her debut play, Laoise explores how culture and environment shape our identity, and what happens when they clash.
Booking
Once you have booked a ticket, you will receive an email confirmation and an E-Ticket contacting a QR which will be scanned on arrival.
Pricing and concessions
Tickets cost £8 for each MishMash slot time.
Accessibility
If you have any additional requirements, you would like us to be aware of, please contact box office on 020 8834 0500.
Booking your tickets
Book your tickets online or by calling our box office on 020 8834 0500.
Industry booking
If you're a member of the industry, please email [email protected] to book your tickets.
E-Tickets
There is no need to collect tickets. You will be send an E-Ticket via email which you can present on arrival.
Refunds
Unfortunately, all tickets are non-refundable.
LAMDA is a two-minute walk from Barons Court Station or a ten-minute walk from either West Kensington or Hammersmith Station.
Please note: Our nearest station, Barons Court, is undergoing refurbishment works throughout 2026. Find out more.
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss: A Retrospective with Morgan J Kelly: Contains themes of misogyny, discrimination and depictions of blood. Age guidance is 12+.
It's pronounced Laoise: Contains strong language, references to sex and violence.
Cast & Creatives
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss: A Retrospective with Morgan J Kelly
Creative Team
Conor Dumbrell [2021 LAMDA Graduate]
Performers
Lucy Havard [2021 LAMDA Graduate]
It's pronounced Laoise
Created & Performed by
Laoise Sweeney [2018 LAMDA Graduate]
Director
Elizabeth Schenk [2017 LAMDA Graduate]
Dramaturg
Jenny Wall [2018 LAMDA Graduate]
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